Duke Cannon Supply Co. THICK Body Wash - Naval Diplomacy 18oz

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy. PRODUCT SPECS: 3X Thicker than common body wash Mineral Enriched to subtly exfoliate Formulated without harsh sulfates Naturally-derived cleanser for superior lather Paraben, phthalate, and sulfate free Aloe vera to hydrate and protect No loofah required Never tested on animals, just bad interns Size: 18 oz.